Introduction
While not one of Toby Keith’s biggest hits, “I Can’t Take You Anywhere” is a fun, relatable track tucked onto his 2001 album “Pull My Chain.” The song, co-written by Keith and Scotty Emerick, tells the story of a partner who constantly stirs up trouble, making it difficult to have a normal outing.
Though Keith is known for his bravado and often patriotic anthems, “I Can’t Take You Anywhere” showcases a lighter side. Released two years after the tragic death of Keith’s father, “Pull My Chain” was dedicated to his memory. The album itself went double platinum, but “I Can’t Take You Anywhere” remained an album cut, finding appreciation among fans for its humorous depiction of a chaotic relationship.
Interestingly, the co-writer, Scotty Emerick, released his own version of the song in 2003 on his unreleased album “The Coast is Clear.” While Keith’s take is more upbeat and tongue-in-cheek, Emerick’s rendition leans slightly more country and melancholic.
So, the next time you put on “Pull My Chain,” keep an ear out for “I Can’t Take You Anywhere.” It might just become your anthem for those nights when your partner seems to attract a little too much attention!